Oprindeligt skrevet af Lazy GuyWhoDoesStuff:

5. I shall turn into a bootyfull octopus.

You are now an Octopus,You are swimming in the ocean when sudedlently one of these happen
1: You are caught and have to fight off a chef
2: You sneak into a boat and marry a human,becoming an Octodad to a Family
3: GlubBlubBlub..

Oprindeligt skrevet af Kerplunkers:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Derek:

Install this plugin. Bam, dispensers can no longer block paths.

http://ddhoward.bitbucket.org/scripting/dispensernoblock.sp
http://ddhoward.bitbucket.org/plugins/dispensernoblock.smx

Set sm_dispensernoblock to 0 on maps where dispensers should act normal i guess. 1 on all other maps where dispensers should be walk-thru-able. 2 and 3 also work, and will make the dispensers block less things (like bullets, rockets, etc) but the engineer will not be able to lift up or hit his dispenser on 2 or 3.


Also here's an updated version of my plugin that stops non-admins from using the stalemate button on dm_sdm_final. this one doesn't accidentally kick people for command spamming

http://ddhoward.bitbucket.org/scripting/dm-sdm-final_stalemate.sp
http://ddhoward.bitbucket.org/plugins/dm-sdm-final_stalemate.smx

This is perfect, thanks.

Now that is progress,I hope this is implemented, Post haste!

Oprindeligt skrevet af HissTheCreeper™:

DIE

*Carries on sipping tea while Creeper Hisses* I fear you don't quite get the idea..Perhaps I'll explain the rules to your Doctor..he might be able to explain it to you using those soft toys of yours...

Oprindeligt skrevet af Lazy GuyWhoDoesStuff:

9.vote for obama

That option has been chosen a lot and it's not even relevent to the story at the moment,try one of these:

1: Act as a Spy In France
2;Freekill
3:Ravish a beautiful young lady
4:Ravish a beautifull young man
5:Turn into an octopus

Oprindeligt skrevet af paperchaos:

i think i shall start another story *ahem*

the title: a tac on gabe newell

1 billion years of peace was known though the lands of tea eff two due to the brave effots of lazy and friends but then one day a great evil was released and massed power so great that the fellowship of lazy built a giant vac wall to stop the forces of evil only known as gabe newell, for if gaben became succuessful, episode 3 would be delayed indifinitly

you are sir lazy of purple, you are the leader of your people you must band your forces together to get the evil gaben to realise episode 3

wut do?

1. sue paper for makeing a blatent attack on titan refernce
2. bust out the necronomicon
3. call forth the mighty egyptian gods (slyther, obolisk and mega ultra chicken)
4. lay down your freash ryemes
5. prepare deep space 9 for combat aganist the dominion
6. let loose an army of roombas with knifes attached to them, and deleks
7. somebody set us up the bomb
8. activeate the chronosphere
9. come on and slam, and welcome to the jam
10. offer a virgin (oil) sacrifice

3 is a magic number

My first memory of a LP server was going on Silly 2 and being chased around the map by a Scout with a pan who kept killing me and taunting in chat that nobody would bother to kick him (Who actually got kicked mere moments after saying that)..Not a peacefull first visit..

Oprindeligt skrevet af Lord Pootington:

Pyrosharking isn't allowed. Full stop.

I think this Is what I heard too..Not that people abide by it very often..

Oprindeligt skrevet af surrealShades HSYTDA:

you expecting me to update the story? too bad! WALUIGI TIME

On the Contrary,we expect you to go and rescue the princess who may or may not be a metaphor for the The Nuclear Bomb

(The Place where you can go to the side and have your RP fights without completely decemating a thread)

Oprindeligt skrevet af surrealShades HSYTDA:

Oprindeligt skrevet af paperchaos:

7. the 4chan party van

The group enters the 4chan party van. They find the kidnapped Princess Peach, and Bowser and his army of goombas and koopa troopas. What do?
1. Use hacks
2. Pan bowser to death
3. Stomp them all
4. Run!
5. Throw Peach out of the van
6. It's raping time

I shall quickly end this side story since it's been abandoned by somebody who doesn't like parallel storylines..

"The group push Peach out of the van and kidnap Bowser,they spend a long time extorting money out of him before dumping him onto Luigi and running off to spend their riches" The End