Ahoy ye land lubbers! in this acursed sail cloth thread 'o lazy 'urple we be typein' like pirates of old!

Here be ye rules on this voyage:

sea shantys ARR more then welcome.
pirate titles ARR also welcome.
drink plenty o' rum.
gab like a pirate or ye be takein' a walk off the plank straight into davy jones locker.
pirate puns and jokes be also welcome no matter how scuvy they be.
and have plenty o' fun.
pirates don't grammar.

suggested pirate titles ye and you's crew can use:

Cap'n (more for those "moderator and admin" types)
First mate
swubbie
look out
navigator
cook
ghost
pirate
bard
muse
grog maker
cursed
cannoner
prisoner
spy
ship repair guy/lass
treasure hunter

wit' out further delay, let us set sail.