10: EXTERMINATE!!

引用自 Dalek (1963)：

10: EXTERMINATE!!

You decide to free kill but then you get ban hammered by the moderators because your on a silly server

game over choose again!

引用自 paperchaos：

引用自 Dalek (1963)：

10: EXTERMINATE!!

You decide to free kill but then you get ban hammered by the moderators because your on a silly server

game over choose again!

10:EXTERMINATE..AGAIN! (No killing is not a rule on the Lazypurple Servers and that includes the Silly ones)

引用自 Dalek (1963)：

引用自 paperchaos：

You decide to free kill but then you get ban hammered by the moderators because your on a silly server

game over choose again!

10:EXTERMINATE..AGAIN! (No killing is not a rule on the Lazypurple Servers and that includes the Silly ones)

the mods were butthurt so i dunno

引用自 Officer Zekrom：

引用自 paperchaos：

the mods were butthurt so i dunno

Allright then,
SECRET NUMBER 12: Get sonic here and engage in epic deathmatch while i run for the hills with dalek

you beat sanic and gain his speed, however you go 2fast and end up in the penal zone

wut do?

1: call the free lance police
2: rage quit
3: invokeum monculous
4: cause hl2.exe to crash
5: explore the penal zone
6: send a steam support ticket
7: get gabe newell on the phone
8: build a tardis out of jarate, a dalek and a burning team captain

ALSO, i shall invoke a new rule: we can take turns progressing the story so then nobody has to wait around i'm a busy guy

5: gotta explore fast

引用自 surrealShades：

5: gotta explore fast

you explore and find the dispenser of all pootises but it's being sapped whut do?

1: get gabe newell on the phone
2: type ent_create tf_pumpkin_bomb into console
3: invest into google stocks
4: use a home wrecker
5: get spyper and sni to fix it
6: spawn a skeleton
7: unbox a crate
8: mix a drink of jarate, mad milk, blended sandvich and scrumpy

4: home wrecker that shit

引用自 surrealShades：

4: home wrecker that shit

you slap the sapper with the hammer but you destroy the dispenser because it was on the other team and it creates a black hole sending you to cp_degroot_keep in the year 1973

you are now demo with a fro, wut do?

1. party like it's 1973
2. party like it's 2013
3. become wizard baby
4. attempt to over throw the king
5. cause a time paradox by killing an ancestor
6. warn the world about justan bieber
7. drink ye olde beer
8. create half life before gaben does
9. use highly futureistic tech to impress merlan and gundorf

引用自 Captain Yuletide-Santas Guard：

引用自 paperchaos：

you slap the sapper with the hammer but you destroy the dispenser because it was on the other team and it creates a black hole sending you to cp_degroot_keep in the year 1973

you are now demo with a fro, wut do?

1. party like it's 1973
2. party like it's 2013
3. become wizard baby
4. attempt to over throw the king
5. cause a time paradox by killing an ancestor
6. warn the world about justan bieber
7. drink ye olde beer
8. create half life before gaben does
9. use highly futureistic tech to impress merlan and gundorf

6: THE WORLD MUST KNOW SO HE CAN DIE.

you warn the world about the least likeable guy to ever exist ever (even worse then that hitler guy) somehow that leads you winning the lottery, you get a billion million zillion dillion moneys and a giant key to the city

wut do?

1. create a company called "loadsamoney incorpirated"
2. spend the money on magic beans
3. buy all the hats
4. buy out microsoft
5. unbox a crate with the giant key
6. invent po-go stilts
7. start a goverment party
8. buy austraila with all your money
9. get on the floor, close the door, everybody do the dinosaur

5: Unbox an australium crate (which has a chance of australium unusual hats and more commonly strange festives) with the giant key

引用自 surrealShades：

5: Unbox an australium crate (which has a chance of australium unusual hats and more commonly strange festives) with the giant key

you unbox a strange, geniune, vintage, festive, community, self-made, haunted unusual, collectors professional killstreak golden pan (somehow) but then an army of traders comes after you for your blood and dosh.

wut do?

1: get in the car, theres no time to explain
2: do a demonic ritual to summon demopan
3: take them all on in a brutal melee
4: snort some fairy dust
5: run for it
6: push gaben down a hill to run them over
7: knit an itchy sweater
8: come on and slam and welcome to the jam

3: Your super rare pan has rocket powers! Kill them all!

引用自 surrealShades：

3: Your super rare pan has rocket powers! Kill them all!

You activate your deus ex machina rawket pan powers and defeat the traders with amazeing force but then the traders summon forth the power rangers and break out their super duper ultramega 1337 hax zord with rocket kung-fu action grip (now in stores)

wut do?

1: read the necronomicon
2: break out your eletric guitar and be totally metal
3: call the beetle borgs
4: get star fleet on the phone
5: summon bruce campbell
6: tell robin and gaben that there is power rangers are in tf2
7: enter the cookie-verse
8: report them for hax
9: combine your own zords

6: Tell Robin and the TF2 dev team that there are power rangers in tf2