IT'S A WIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!

We are a group of L4D players that like to bumrush through levels as quickly as possible.*

"But this is easy as cake for us right? OF COURSE! Why fight an unstoppable horde when you can just run past it?

BUMRUSH!

RIGHT-CLICK!

MAY CHICAGO TED BE WITH YOU!"
-Fellow bumrusher Psychotic Penguin

Rules of the Bumrush:
1. Right-click to victory.
2. Max out your health if possible for MAXIMUM SPEED. Share health packs if needed.
3. ALL MEN (AND WOMEN) ARE LEFT BEHIND! If you fall behind, you are DEAD.**
4. Shooting and killing other bumrushers is A LEGIT TACTIC.
5. If all bumrushers work together (this is highly discouraged) and all make it out alive, give yourselves a pat on the back... You're all heroes.
6. Have fun!


*Disclaimer: We are not above shooting you in order to get to the finish line first, and women and children first does not apply.
** Rescuing your fellow bumrushers at the cost of your own place in the race is an honorable deed.