Gamers arise! Break the fetters of your shadowclad masters and hold aloft your Razor Deathadders with pride! Together, we will vanquish tyranny and conformism by promoting our own repackaged brand of it.

this group shall be under new management
we shall be a new, anti-establishment progamer movement, seeking to avenge the oppression many gamers experience today

Verily, the labyrinthine subtleties of this timeless masterpiece have gone too long unheeded. Let a new generation of plebeian masses flounder naked in the edifying waters of LOUY and be reborn!

Meanwhile, I shall prepare the ceremonial honey and start a New Game ++.

THIS GROUP SHALL RISE AGAIN

Good grief, the Aldi levels are extraordinarily difficult! How am I supposed to build the Snack Stack tower high enough to reach the golden Teddy Tots taped to the ceiling if the Louy's raw, sensual magnetism keeps attracting all the cylinders?

If I had to identify one negative aspect of the Louy, it's that cosplaying as him is utterly impossible. No human on this earth - or any living entity in the universe, for that matter - is capable of replicating his evocative and magisterial bearing. Anyone who attempts to do so will invariably fail, and risks associating Louy with poor quality. Let's just all accept that he is totally inimitable.