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The subject of Cats has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. In depth analysis of Cats can be an enriching experience. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning Cats by those most reliant on technology, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they must have been referning to Cats. No symbol is more potent than Cats in society today. It helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Cats. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' Of course, Cats fits perfectly into the JTB-Guide-Dog model of economics.
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When displayed this way it becomes very clear that Cats is of great importance. In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank oil prices plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting 0

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, nobel prize winner Maximilian Woodpecker 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to Cats. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.

One of the great ironies of this age is Cats. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Conclusion

To conclude Cats may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It replenishes the self, it stimulates and is always fashionably late.