Zimbabwe

Long before time had a name, KillSwitch was created by the First Spintijzu Master, using the Four Weapons of ♥♥♥♥♥♥. The Scythe of Baclava, the Nunchucks of Boomer, the Shurikens of diarrhea and the Bober. Weapons so powerful, no one can handle all of their power at once! When he passed away, his two sons swore to protect them, but the oldest was consumed by WoW and wanted to possess them. A battle between brothers broke out, and the oldest was struck down and banished to the Oil Rig. Peace returned, and the younger brother hid the weapons, but knowing his older brother's relentless ambition for power, he placed a guardian to protect them. And for fear of his own demise, a map for an honest man to hide. That honest man was your father. The older brother is Vanroy, and I... need to find those weapons before he does.

'If you yeet, you yeet.
But expect to get yeeted back."

- Arabic Prankster, former Zenmaster

'If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?"

- Kerem, diarrhea CEO and left nut

'REVIVE ME, REVIVE ME!"

- Vanroy, Boomer and Darth Vader Lung

'A kurwa bober. Hahahahha. Chuju. Ahahahahhah. HAHA chuju bobrze. Aaa. TY chuju bobrze nie uciekaj. Precz kurwa. No idzie?! Siedź. Ale fajny bober Aaaaaararararararra kurwa gryzie"

-Methson, Mayonaise Enjoyer