CAREFUL ABOUT KERBALS

WE OF THE KERBAL DEFANSE FURCE KNOW OF THE KERBALS PLOT TO INVADE EARTH IN 2070 WHEN THEY FIGHT US AND WEITH THE HELP OF PREOFASSOR SALMEN DEVI THEY TAKE OVER THE ERTH

WELL WEW SHALL STOP THEM TAKING OVER THEARTGH

WITH TYHE HELP OF SECRET SPY TECHANLOGY FROM WILTADCHEMELON WE WILL STOP THE KARBELS DEFEATING THE HHUMEN RACE

NEVER PLEY KERBAL SPAIC PROGREM BECAUSE IT IS ACTRUALLY JUST A WAY OF THE KERBALS USING US TO FIND THE FESTAST ROUTE TO THE EARHT FROM THA MOON (THEY WILL REVERSE WHATEVER PAHT U MAKE TO THE MOON BACK TO THE EARHT) AND IT IS BASICALLY MAKING IT SO THEIR REALLY BAD IRL ROCKETS CAN GET TO THE EARTH WITH THE LITTLE FUEL THEY HAVE USING THE FASTEST FUEL

DO NOT HELP THE KARBELS OR YOU WILL BE RASPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF ALL YOUR LAVED ONES

PLS HELP US STOP THE KARBEL PLOT AND OVERTHROW THE ILLAMUINUTI WHICH IS HELPING THE KARBELS MAKE THE SPAIC RPOGRAM """""GAME"""""