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Two Vile Uncles Exploding to the Beat
A Short Story
by McFlopperus
Gay Bowser had always hated Dirty het torentje with its powerful, perfect Prostitutes. It was a place where he felt Hangry.

He was a Vile, Deadly, Chunky Milk drinker with Crackhead Pelvis and Skinny Aorta. His friends saw him as a sturdy, slippery Sinterklaas. Once, he had even helped a grieving disabled person cross the road. That's the sort of man he was.

Gay walked over to the window and reflected on his Dirty surroundings. The Storm teased like Rampaging Cats.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Saw Con. Saw was a Breathtaking Jan-Peter Balkenende with greasy Pelvis and Fat-ass Aorta.

Gay gulped. He was not prepared for Saw.

As Gay stepped outside and Saw came closer, he could see the naughty smile on her face.

Saw glared with all the wrath of 6506 Gay gifted Goblin Sharks. She said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want Playstation 5."

Gay looked back, even more Dead and still fingering the Sexy Pritt Stift. "Saw, death is innevitable," he replied.

They looked at each other with Happy feelings, like two brave, blue Babies Dying at a very Gay Quinceañera, which had Extratone music playing in the background and two Vile uncles Exploding to the beat.

Suddenly, Saw lunged forward and tried to punch Gay in the face. Quickly, Gay grabbed the Sexy Pritt Stift and brought it down on Saw's skull.

Saw's greasy Pelvis trembled and her Fat-ass Aorta wobbled. She looked Sad, her emotions raw like a victorious, vague Ventilator.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Saw Con was dead.

Gay Bowser went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Chunky Milk.

THE END

PS. written by theteun3


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