YEAH FUCK EM HARD

You go up to satan.

This story takes place after I was beaten by a horde of niggers.
I was only 9 years old, I loved god so much. I had a shrine to him. My dad walked in, he called me a cunt, I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Jeseus Crust. One night Jesus teleported into my bedroom, he touched me. He moved his holy hands across my anus until I cummed in his eye. He then said praise jesues, aman.

That was the story of how I became a christian. Everytime I think of that moment, I get an erection that won't go away for 72 hours.

Thank you. Aman.