So, you want self-explanatory text now don't you?Well I guess my job is to provide entertainment for the whole community, so here you go:
- Vald (rarely named Vlad, for unknown purposes, usually because Russians and Vodka), has a very new and uncurable sindrome called "Proasheckity".He is recoknized as the leader of the group, although we never talk to him like he's the boss.You should really avoid this guy, as he's the one who is the most probable to kill you.
- Cristy (oftenly named "The One With The $$$ skillz, because he's got the best rig of the whole team), he's made out of a single piece of stubborn Stalinium. He likes watching kitten videos and hugging babies, but only after comitting 3 mega-kills.
_ Cristazius (frequetly named Schnitzel, for refusing to eat tangos, and the fact the previous player is actually named the same), is the most flexible of the bunch. He really loves switching lanes and playing around the game, while making good inside jokes.
- Al'Qaeda (actually named Tiberius P. Kirk, for his inability to stop watching Star Trek, and that his name IS Tiberius), is the technical issues expert.He's actually developed a sixth sense of sorts which tingles when his notebook is about to crash the game when he's preparing the sweetest gank that ever was.He's into dirty jokes, and he usually makes them when parents are watching.
-Tudorex (they never call me this, it's probably why I play the worst), is also very stubborn, for that he loves playing all-in and never backs up.But what drives him forward is his rush for Death&Glory, not the actual common-sense that tells him to get behind the tower and then win the game.