we're not made of brass you know.

and to think wall street told us we'd shrink, perhaps we should shove cake in their faces..
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WE SHOULD BE STUFFING OUR FACES WITH CAKE!!!

anywhoo not sure when i employed the last two people, but let us eat cake now in celebration of what probably happened a few weeks ago!!

to think this time last year JABBACORP only had 4 employees, how times have changed, if this keeps up, then by the year 2027, which is just 17 years away, we would have 1 billion, 549 million, 681 thousand and 956 members!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's like 1/6th of the worlds current population :O

in celebration of this momental occasion and the world dominationg future that our corporation holds, let us eat cake. :D

[insert 10 members announcement]

"10 members another milestone
posted by Cap'n JABBA @ 06:18PM on April 26, 2010
i think this is another milestone, why you ask? Well because it marks a 250% increase in members since our first milestone and a 1000% increase in members since this company was founded, at least 100 years ago

without furthur ado let's have A FREAKING PARTY well actually i say a party but since were cutting costs to accomodate the new member we'll have a slice of cake each besides parties are just an excuse to eat cake anyway right?

(p.s according to my mathematising device i have predicted that given the current rate of growth in members that by this time next year we will have OVER 9000 members, at which point i will post an announcement and hand out free cake)"

what you expect me to make another one :/

NOW 11 hmmmm well 11 isn't really divisible by 3 4 or 5 (the magical milestone numbers) BUT if you add two lots of 3 and a 5 you get 11 :O

now that just cant be a coincidence, so let us eat cake in celebration of this momental occasion

WE ONLY HAVE 9 MEMBERS, SINCE WHEN, YOU HAVE ALL FAILED ME!!!!!!!

now could you please form an orderly queue and return the cake that was previousley handed out

that is all :D

(p.s. this cake is goood)