Good morning, afternoon, or evening members of the Trash Pile and her esteemed allies. I hope you are enjoying the festivities today. I know I am.

Today, I would simply like to wish each and every one of you wonderful people a very Merry Trashmas (Or whatever holiday you celebrate, be it Christmas, Hanukkah, Yule, Festivius, etc.) and spend time with those you care about. I'm glad to be a part of this community and help see it grow. You've all been wonderful.

Glory unto the Pile.

- Trashperor Regent Demo McShip.