Welcome, one and all, to the first annual Day of the Dad. I can only wish each one of you a grand adventure. Huttah! Forth! Make this day many a father's demise, and the greatest of more Days of the Dad to come.

I must also take a moment to honor one of the forgotten heroes of history, for today is also his birthday. We know you're down there, and we fight in a blaze of honor for you. I propose a celebratory 10 lung Zeig Inheil. Schönem

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