if you get on tf2 at midnight and get on pl_goldrush, and go to the final checkpoint and spin around five times, teabag five times and type "i am legit a homosexual" five times into the chat, when your team's cart gets there you will win the game. True Story

Oh really?

yes i tried it once as a suggestion from someone i met on my role playing gmod server, his name was caboose. long story short, it worked and now i am his slave on that server

which kind of slave?

oh you know, the one that will do aannnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyythhiiiinnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg, for twenty bucks and a hot pocket ill b your prostitute

anything?

everything

want to go eat live blue jays?

whatever you say. master.

we gotta go find my slingshit first, so we can go and fling holy pellets of feces at them

yes, my good masculine master. would you look me to summon Adolf Knitler?

use the slingshit!

FIRE!!!

PWANG! WAKE UP ADOLF

Well that escalated quickly