1. There is only one true god and he is Shrek.
2. There two true evils in the they are those that are Drek and those that are Quaads.
3. A Brogre is to view one of the first three Shrek films once a week.
4. A Brogre is to eat an entire onion, at least four inches in radius, into every meal.
5. None are to blaspheme against Shrek, all who would must be destroyed.
6. A Brogre is to have a layered personality and accept all other good Brogres.
7. Love Shrek as he loves you.