Do I need a Camel?

Of course you need camel! Everyone need camel! I am Crazy Hassan, and I have a used camel specially for YOU! Camels last twice as long as horses, drink a third of the water, and just between you and me, look very nice. But come, you must see my camels! A camel for all situations and all permutations! You are stuck in space? I have space camel! Comes with it's own helmet and rocket! Buy now, I'll throw in bottle of fresh, best-quality air for free! Need to cross the ocean? Aqua-camel! Comes with its own waterwings! Great bargain - you buy the body and two legs, I'll throw in another two legs FREE! I have sold camels to everyone! No complaints! Tell your friends, tell your family! Bargain camels, almost never used! Ah, that one spit on you, it must like you!

And remember, ALWAYS SHOP AT CRAAAAAZY HASSAN'S FOR ALL YOUR CAMEL NEEDS!!

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Summer Sale

21. kesäkuuta 2014 - Aurora | 0 kommenttia

YES, FRIEND! YOU HEAR RIGHT! GREAT CAMEL SUMMER SALE! ALL CAMELS ON DISCOUNT NOW (only applies to used camels).
STUCK IN SUMMER HEAT? BUY CAMEL AND ENJOY ITS SHADOW!
MANY USE FOR CAMEL IN SUMMER! BUY NOW!

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New Years Sale!

3. tammikuuta 2013 - Aurora | 1 kommenttia

Camels on discount now, dear honorable friends!

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