melee bonus doe

that means sexty sivin has haxd like 40 times

ban him now 4 bad!!!

Ursprungligen skrivet av ☭ ᵒˡᵍᵃ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃʳᵇᵃʳᶤᵃᶰ ☭:

Ursprungligen skrivet av Hapless Flounder:

Spy is a noob.

2 Soviet Stars for following non pro server rules :RedStar::RedStar:

Can I trade soviet stars for bread in bread line?

I have waited for 20 days in Siberian bread line but nobody says bread is koming.

Mikael is starving and Paratovich says he is to die from starvation, so ken we at least eat soviet star???

Ursprungligen skrivet av ᶳᵖʸ:

Spawn with ADMINPERSONXGOTMEKILLEDSPAWNMEBACKIN Beam (Amalgamation of all previous beams with massive potential for annoying people to the point where they think you are literally hitler) Arent i already hitler?

idk, are you lv 19 yet?

Ursprungligen skrivet av ᶳᵖʸ:

@Kwata X11
That perk wouldnt be balanced in any way

I balanced the perk for you Spy.

Spy / Noob
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Ur bad and ur 2 noob 2 use guns go get gooder. L2P.

-[FaZe]xXx420SuprProMountinDewritoNoscopes69xXx
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((Noob Only Spy))
Level 0: 0% less Dmg with noob weapons
0% extra ammo for noob weapons
0% larger magazines for complaint gun
-75% complaining resistance
-75% death resist
0% aiming resist
0% urbad bonus
Spawn with Noob Beam (Noob Launcher, no scrub damage, shoots semi automatic like the OP 9mm (bestgun in game))
75,420 dewrito noscops to level

Level 1: 15% less Dmg with noob weapons
10% extra ammo for noob weapons
10% larger magazines for complaint gun
-35% complaining resistance
-70% death resistance
5% aiming resist
5% urbad bonus
Spawn With MISSles (n00bt00b that you can't aim)
250,420 dewrito noscops to level

Level 2: 30% less dmg with noob weapons
20% extra ammo for noob weapons
20% larger magazines for complaint gun
-15% complaining resistance
-65% death resistance
10% aiming resist
10% urbad bonus
Spawn with Scrub Beam (slower firing Noob Launcher, shoots badder shots than Noob Beam)
1,569,420 dewrito noscops to level

level 3: 45% less dmg with noob weapons
30% extra ammo for noob weapons
30% larger magazines for complaint gun
0% complaining resistance
-60% death resistance
15% aiming resist
10% urbad bonus
Spawn with Urbad Beam (Fires 3x shots in a verticle beam like the scrub cutter from the campy class who hide behind his scrubby machines)
3,569,420 dewrito noscops to level

((Noob Suit get))
level 4: 60% less dmg with noob weapons
40% extra ammo for noob weapons
40% larger magazines for complaint gun
20% intelligence resistance
-55% death resistance
20% aiming resist
15% urbad bonus
Spawn with Complaint Beam (does no damage but completely stops zeds on the spot for 2 seconds with petulant complaints at how the team is bad)
8,420,420 dewrito noscops to level

level 5: 75% less dmg with noob weapons
50% extra ammo for noob weapons
50% larger magazines for complaint gun
40% intelligence resistance
-50% death resistance
22% aiming resist
20% urbad bonus
Scrubby Boots of Running Away(lower gravity, 420x fall damage upon landing)
Spawn with WTFUSTOLEMYKILL Beam (100% Pierce on weapon to pass the word on how bad you are to all zeds in a line)
13,420,420 dewrito noscops to level

level 6: 90% less dmg with noob weapons
60% extra ammo for noob weapons
60% larger magazines for complaint gun
60% intelligence resistance
-50% death resistance
24% aiming resist
25% urbad bonus
Spawn with Super Bad MISSles (LAW Launcher except for the fact that you won't hit anything except for you and your teammates, deals 69x damage against your teammates)
18,420,420 dewrito noscops to level

level 7: 100% less dmg with noob weapons
70% extra ammo for noob weapons
70% larger magazines for complaint gun
80% intelligence resistance
-50% death resistance
26% aiming resist
30% urbad bonus
20% faster bowel movements (Yeah, you regret eating that Taco Bell burrito now don't you, you noob.)
24,420,420 dewrito noscops to level

((Gravity Get [from the mass of your obese body you got from eating taco bell]))
level 8: 110% less dmg with noob weapons
80% extra ammo for noob weapons
80% larger magazines for complaint gun
100% intelligence resistance
-45% death resistance
15% helping your team resistance
28% aiming resist
Spawn With Armor (because you're a casual and you need armor)
35% urbad bonus
30% faster bowel movements
Spawn with Spy bombs (The moment one explodes, it spams zeds with "Spy is a noob." in the chat, dealing exactly 420 damage to a maximum of 420 zeds in its range of 69 inches)
31,420,420 dewrito noscops to level

level 9: 120% extra dmg with noob weapons
85% extra ammo for noob weapons
85% larger magazines for complaint gun
100% intelligence resistance
-40% death resistance
30% helping your team resistance
30% aiming resistance
Spawn With Armor (because you're a casual and you need armor)
35% urbad bonus
40% faster bowel movements
Spawn with WTFTHOSEAREMYKILLSSTOPIT Beam (Dual Beam that pierces and tells all the zeds that their deaths belong to you and only you and nobody is allowed to kill anything without your explicit permission)
50,420,420 dewrito noscops to level

level 10: 130% extra dmg with noob weapons
90% extra ammo for noob weapons
90% larger magazines for complaint gun
100% intelligence resistance
-40% death resistance
35% helping your team resistance
35% aiming resistance
Spawn With Armor (because you're a casual and you need armor)
40% urbad bonus
50% faster bowel movements
Spawn with MOUNTINDEWRITOS Beam (Amalgamation of all previous beams for level 10 only, you can forget about joining optic now)
75,420,420 dewrito noscops to level

((lose the MOUNTINDEWRITOS Beam))
level 11: 140% extra dmg with noob weapons
95% extra ammo for noob weapons
95% larger magazines for complaint gun
100% intelligence resistance
-40% death resistance
35% helping your team resistance
35% aiming resistance
Spawn With Armor (because you're a casual and you need armor)
50% urbad bonus
50% faster bowel movements
Spawn with Ice MISSles (LAW Launcher that also freezes ZEDS in place for 5 seconds though you'll be shooting yourself in the foot and freezing yourself 69% of the time, dumbass)
86,420,420 dewrito noscops to level

level 12: 150% extra dmg with noob weapons
100% extra ammo for noob weapons
100% larger magazines for complaint gun
100% intelligence resistance
-40% death resistance
35% helping your team resistance
35% aiming resistance
Spawn With Armor (because you're a casual and you need armor)
50% urbad bonus
50% faster bowel movements
Spawn with Application to Faze Clan (slows ZEDs down due to their excessive laughter from this weapon)
98,420,420 dewrito noscops to level

level 13: 160% extra dmg with noob weapons
100% extra ammo for noob weapons
100% larger magazines for complaint gun
100% intelligence resistance
-40% death resistance
35% helping your team resistance
35% aiming resistance
Spawn With Armor (because you're a casual and you need armor)
50% urbad bonus
50% faster bowel movements
Spawns with URWRONGI'MRIGHT Beam (Sets ZEDS's on fire in a flamewar over something like whether or not mages are massive killwhores)
103,420,420 dewrito noscops to level

level 14: 165% extra dmg with noob weapons
100% extra ammo for noob weapons
100% larger magazines for complaint gun
100% intelligence resistance
-40% death resistance
35% helping your team resistance
35% aiming resistance
Spawn With Armor (because you're a casual and you need armor)
50% urbad bonus
50% faster bowel movements
Spawns with ADMINHELPMEPLEASE Beam (AoE Complaint beam on par with the radius of the m79)
120,420,420 dewrito noscops to level

level 15: 170% extra dmg with noob weapons
100% extra ammo for noob weapons
100% larger magazines for complaint gun
100% intelligence resistance
-40% death resistance
35% helping your team resistance
35% aiming resistance
Spawn With Armor (because you're a casual and you need armor)
50% urbad bonus
50% faster bowel movements
Spawns with ADMINGIVEUSLOWGRAVNOW Beam (Shotgun Complaint Attack)
150,420,420 dewrito noscops to level

level 16: 175% extra dmg with perk weapons
100% extra ammo for noob weapons
100% larger magazines for complaint gun
100% intelligence resistance
-40% death resistance
35% helping your team resistance
35% aiming resistance
Spawn With Armor (because you're a casual and you need armor)
50% urbad bonus
50% faster bowel movements
Spawns with ADMINSPAWNSOMETHING Beam (Weaker version of the MOUNTINDEWRITOS Beam but instead of freeze/slow, it pesters everybody to the point of really wanting to kick or TK you)
180,420,420 dewrito noscops to level

level 17: 180% extra dmg with perk weapons
100% extra ammo for noob weapons
100% larger magazines for complaint gun
100% intelligence resistance
-40% death resistance
35% helping your team resistance
35% aiming resistance
Spawn With Armor (because you're a casual and you need armor)
50% urbad bonus
50% faster bowel movements
Spawn with URDUMBUSHOULDGETGOODATTHEGAMELIKEMEWITHMY102HOURS Beam (AoE Flamewar beam weapon)
220,420,420 dewrito noscops to level

level 18: 185% extra dmg with perk weapons
100% extra ammo for noob weapons
100% larger magazines for complaint gun
100% intelligence resistance
-40% death resistance
35% helping your team resistance
35% aiming resistance
Spawn With Armor (because you're a casual and you need armor)
50% urbad bonus
50% faster bowel movements
Spawn with SpaiWai Beam (Are you still even readng this?)
269,420,420 dewrito noscops to level

level 19: 190% extra dmg with perk weapons
100% extra ammo for noob weapons
100% larger magazines for complaint gun
100% intelligence resistance
-40% death resistance
35% helping your team resistance
35% aiming resistance
Spawn With Armor (because you're a casual and you need armor)
50% urbad bonus
50% faster bowel movements
Spawn with ADMINPERSONXGOTMEKILLEDSPAWNMEBACKIN Beam (Amalgamation of all previous beams with massive potential for annoying people to the point where they think you are literally hitler)
369,420,420 dewrito noscops to level


level 20: 200% extra dmg with noob weapons
150% extra ammo for noob weapons
150% larger magazines for complaint gun
100% intelligence resistance
0% death resistance (congratulations scrub, you're as prone to death as everybody else now)
50% helping your team resistance
50% aiming resitance
Spawn With Armor (because you're a casual and you need armor)
50% urbad bonus
75% faster bowel movements
Spawn with Spy Cannon (Beam Cannon with a massive AoE that does 1 damage to zeds and 1HKO's you)(you're so annoying now that Scratch slaps you around like a necro slaps around juggs and durbs would have banned you 21 levels ago)

Spy is a noob.

1. be termi
2. get OP XMV
3. never reload again

But seriously, a reload interrupt option would be nice. I guess Tripwire never imagined perks OP enough to need long reloads.

Spy is a noob.

Ursprungligen skrivet av ᶳᵖʸ:

Rule 7: Spy is a noob.

gz on post #420, Negor, I have HIGH hopes for your idea.

Ursprungligen skrivet av Negor Da Ags:

This Idea was originnally for the Juggernaut but seeing how it cant get new weapons i guess that the guardian is the next best choice

2 weapons with similar but reverse uses

The First weapon would be the Magnet
differing from the zed attracter thingy-ma-jig , the magnet would forcibly pull all zeds within a certain radius into the user.

The Second weapon as the reverse would be a wave of energy( thinking the invulnerability hunters shockwaves when he releases his shield) that pushes all nearby zeds within a certain radius away and maybe stuns them.

Neither would do damage and would only serve as pure utility,

A LAW that shoots ammo maybe XD?

Well I was trying to denote the pats and minibosses too as their damage models are unknown (to me at least).