Olga was the cause of this, I was eating dinner with my family at the time of this picture.

Increase the radius of effect for each trail on Sonic Blaze

Originally posted by SIANHapless Flounder:

I once plug potato in electric socket too without great care.
Perfectly good raw potato cook.
KGB smell from 420 kilometer away.
Come to my doorstep.
Demand shitty cooked potato.
Then demand entire stock of 1738 kilos of potato.
Cost of new computer took entire salaries of local village for 3 month
Such is life in Советский Союз

Glad to see you invented a Time Machine

All I can really think of would be that either there was a rollback or a database error.

This thread has me in tears xD

RIP for all the west coast players xD

Seriously though, Glad to see the servers will be moving to a MUCH better host and fixes will be much easier for you.

Originally posted by SIANᶳᵖʸ:

Originally posted by Raple:

Also can matrix get a Lighting gun (Assault Rifle) :D

Or long jump/mid jump claws at 9 or 10 :3

And give Support Specialist a Portable barrier
And give Berserker some adrenaline shots
And give Commando the Adv M60
And give Field Medic The Orca mega healer
And give Firebug some Fire pipes
And give SharpShooter a G2 Contender
And give Demolitions a M202
And give Dual Guns Specialist Dual laser Pistols
And give Guardian Buster Sword
And give Brute Gunner another M60
And give Sentry Tech a weld turret
And give Sniper some sunglasses
And give Saboteur a placeable Nuke
And give Smg Specialist an AK-47
And give Street Brawler some Brass Knuckles
And give Terminator a M249
And give Ninja a silenced Berretta 92
And give CrossBowMan a RailBow
And give LRE Support A HE M202
And give SSS Quadbarreled Boomstick
And give Pistol Pro a Rail Revolver
And give Battle Medic a Blower Thrower
And give Horror dual chainsaws
And give StormTrooper a Shock Rifle
And give Hvy StormTrooper a Railgun
And give AR Specialist a SP Thompson
And give Toxin an Acid bath
And give Sonic Blaze a trip to hell
And give Sword Master Excalibur
And give Cinder a patty gun
And give Doom/Quake Marine an explosive chaingun
And give Frost an overcoat
And give Hvy ShockTrooper an axe
And give Adv ShockTrooper an interogation
And give Impaler a Vlad9000
And give Blade a knife
And give Mage a Super Saiyan mode
And give Juggernaut another fist
And give Predator some flame resistant gloves

(This post is entirely sarcastic)

Originally posted by Mangu:

Hahahaha who do you vodoo betch??? (didn't really like Dead Island that much tho D:)

I think anybody that loved that game was a sucker for that song xD

Originally posted by <Guardians>PrimeWire:

Originally posted by Maple:

An example to what im thinking of would be like:
Lv. 1
400% damage bonus with 9mm & Knife
80% resistance to acid
400% more explosive damage
+100% Developer no. 4 craft (If decap a scrake type enemy with the knife it causes all other scrake type enemies to take half that damage it took from the final swing... explosively)[Bravo if you get the reference in this]

Lv. 2
50% damage bonus with all assualt rifles
100% resistance to fire
25% increased clip size
250% increase to carry weight
Spawn with all vanilla assault rifles
"Deadshot" Shoot a dead body to get ammo back into your reserve

This is how I took the random stats thing. Hope I didnt butcher your idea too much.

spawns with revolver and machete would bring a tear to my eye

Tijuana Machete and McCall's 9mm :3 Don't remember the orange revolver from Dead island sadly, its been almost two years since I played the original.

Originally posted by Mangu:

HE GETS IT!!!!!! :DDDDD (didn't get your reference tho ._., bingo bango bongo... bish bash bosh?)

It was a reference to Dead Island, you would only know about this easter egg/weapon if you were a die hard fan.