A happy day it is. We have reached 69 members. Hehe. Continue to invite people to the Cult of Evil Waddles.

After 24 hours, a grand total of 1 member was gained into the cult of Evil Waddles. Recruitment Day was an epic failure, Evil Waddles is most angry at this. Those who wish to keep their kidneys better start inviting people and helping the cause. A war is won by soldiers not by sitting around and not doing ♥♥♥♥. When you tell your grandchildren of this day, will you say you had the courage to INVITE PEOPLE to the cult. Or will you be slacker Mcfly?

Today is the day of the day that marks the day that we build up our army. By order fo Evil Waddles we ask of you to invite anybody and everybody you can to the Cult. With a large army we will extinguish Waddles forever.

INVITE ALL
signed:
Evil Waddles

Evil Waddles personnally thanks all you loyal Wigletz for helping his cause. As a token of appreciation all members are given a day off from any work. Recruitment day begins tomorrow to build up a grander army, you will ALL need to be well rested for that.

The crimes that the cult of Waddles have comitted are to be punished. The new focus of the cult of Evil Waddles is to have Waddles captured and Executed. They have crossed the line now, anybody who doesnt see the cult of Waddles as the true villains are blind.
With the good news of Evil Waddles heroic return, I am also pleased to announce the death of the assassin Blue Wolf, his final cry was "Please, dont-" followed by screaming and then silence.
With the addition of Evil Waddles' new hook, he has now taken a more british approach and abandoned the amercan traitor culture completely.