Fascism is spreading comrades! Pick up arms and join our cause to crush the Grammar Nazis!

Only together, and united may we defeat the menace of the National Socialist Grammar Germany! We are fighting a noble battle, one worth fighting for! The future of all children, your sons, daughters, wives, and vodka, ESPECIALLY VODKA!

We are the United Grammar Communist Association, our mission is to teach the world the importance of grammar through peace, liberty, equality, and brotherhood amongst all people. We are at war, comrades, war with the United Grammar Nazi Association, we must destroy the menace that threatens the world from them and their leader.

We host giveaways, influence proper grammar, host events, meet new people, crush Grammar Nazis, spread equality, and drink vodka. What more could you possibly want?! Stick with us, and have some fun, comrades!

Although this greatly upsets comrade Lenin, you are still able to join forces with us, and are still a part of our noble brotherhood!

For equality, and brotherhood amongst us all! Long live Comrade Stalin!

*Red Salute*

-General Grammar