What Is a Good Microphone?

1. IT HAS TO BE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEADPHONE, UNLESS YOU ARE A GODAM ASMR YOUTUBER AND HAVE A MIC THAT COSTS 1000$.
2. If you are russian, the microphone INSTANTLY turns bad.
3. If you are polish, the microphone INSTANTLY turns bad.
4. If you speak ANY language other than English in-game, the microphone INSTANTLY turns bad.
5. If your age is below 16, the microphone INSTANTLY turns bad.
6. If you have a squeaky voice like the sound of blue door on A site in Cache, the microphone INSTANTLY turns bad.
7. The headphones must be over 25$. If you don't have money, beg to your parents or get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ job.
8. If you prefer 'Apple' over 'Razer', ♥♥♥♥ off and get a life.

If you believe you don't violate any of the rules above, you are more than welcomed to join this group and play with other players who have a good microhpone.
This group was created for the simple people, who just want to get a match in CS:GO without having teammates with ♥♥♥♥-ass microphones.


For good-mic players, BY good-mic players (Razer reference kids)