We are the gold disk gamers, humor AND bullet.

Bard: If you're going to make up stories, at least make them realistic
The New Mirelurk: I get carried away
The New Mirelurk: but i was there buying diapers for myself to consume my ever growing ♥♥♥♥♥♥
The New Mirelurk: ER
The New Mirelurk: ♥♥♥♥.
Bard: your family must find it strange
The New Mirelurk: I never tell them
The New Mirelurk: ever
Bard: i think they'll notice all of your diaper purchases
The New Mirelurk: i think they have
The New Mirelurk: but you see thousands of abdl's on the interwebs
The New Mirelurk: and they aint even 33
Bard: i prefer pants over sitting in my own ♥♥♥♥
The New Mirelurk: Its not like i know why i like it
The New Mirelurk: Lets just forget i ever said i had a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ k?
Bard: k