Harold is literally better than Zeus himself!

Do you want to become a Harold of the almighty, the one, the only, HAROLD! Become one of the fabulous Harolds of Harold! Get fame, fortune, and lovers (Cue sexy music). The job comes with benifits, $70,000 a year, and the most amazing job on the entire earth. If you do good thing for the god Harold you get a Harold Dollar. One Harold dollar is one cent.