Professional CS:GO Team

◕ Just starting out, Were all brothers accept our dad PortyP (BaityP). ◕

★ Plunkz, Rank: DMG ★

◕ Our Support player grew up in the bronx of melbourne playing on a old PC, He learnt how to quickscope at the age of 12 until he eventually became the leading quickscoper of all Japan, Took 4 years off of gaming because he got injured in a knife fight and has found greatness on CS this year.

★ PortyP, Rank: DMG ★

◕ One of our entriers, Father of 8. Grew up in Jamacia after Fidel Castro rose to power in New Zealand (1998), He fled to Australia just to be met by the ruthless emporer Tony Abbot who denied him on NBN ):, Making a comeback on CS:GO after saving Centrelink payments for 2 years. He loves to mug the elderly and bogans. Tales tell of him lighting an old mans leg on fire so he could buy his computer.

★ Cepts, Rank: MGE ★

◕ Dedicated Bomb Carrier, Hates Dust 2. Occasionaly gets over 10 kills can toggle. Known for his bomb planting expertise, Horrible at jokes and puns. Not much else to say about him he's a god.

★Caca, Rank: DMG★

◕ Star Awper, Never misses a shot swear to Allah. Once witnessed him eat a full can of beans while riding a donkey through the Sahara dessert. He's a good player when he's sober which is barely ever. He loves delving into new drugs and experimenting. Although porty baits Caca a lot he will always be the golden child, He's making a comeback to CS:GO after a business trip to the Sahara the rekindle his love with his long lost donkey bitch.

★ Bing-Bing, Rank: DMG ★

◕ Our Beloved In game leader because he never fucks up, Constantly giving bad calls leading his team to no sucess. Known to hit 1/10 shots, He constantly breaks his computer and blames Ping. Bing was once a great Prussian jouster who played for the Cornish Gaymen, When his Jousting captain found out about his sexual affairs with people of the name Justin (Beiber, Timberlake) The captian threw him out of the team because he knew he could never profess his love for bing. He then started working at a Croation Bakery until he saved up enough money to move to Australia where he found his racial background. He quit everything to persue his dreams of being a 500 pound pro gamer sitting amongs the ranks of players like Shoxie and Get_Right.

★ Nexus, Rank: MGE ★

◕ Nexus, Our great team manager and substitue. Known for toggling on such game I Am Toast & Goat Simulator. He is okay at CS:GO but always deranking. Was once a part of Vox's recruitment team but had to many late nights with the lads and got kicked out. This sent our beloved Tom into a spiral drugs and prostitution rings, He found his way out when he found faith Allah, ISIS tried recruiting him but he said nah cuz i'd rather just be a terrorist on CS. He enjoys finger painting portraits of his dad PortyP and His mum Jessica Alba. When Porty back ally roofie spiked her drink, 9 months later tom was born and continues to inspire our team.