Get Dank'd Today!

Creed of the Danks
-Aggression against fellow danks is not dank
-Headshots are not dank
-Obey the almighty dank

Dank attire
-Sniper class
-Skull island topper
-pyrovision goggles
-mercenary badge

Dank weapons
-test-run machina
-razorback
-frying pan

Dank customs
-Dank calls: Frying pans are used to create loud noises which attract danks to the area for a meeting/celebration/scheming
-The great dance: The conga taunt is used for celebrations or mass migrations
-Migrations: All danks must conga together in a large mob to show strength against would-be attackers
-Danklings: Danklings are danks that have not earned or found all of the required items to be a dank, but are still claiming the dank title
-Dank tanks: Dank tanks are deformed danks that are used as lookouts and defense for the herd (heavy class with normal dank attire, the brass beast, a sandvich, and the frying pan) Only 2 per server!!
-Defense: On the leading danks command all danks in the area swarm the attacker with frying pans
-Leader dank: The leading dank of the group is the dank with the lowest number and is the dank in charge of the pack
-Monthly jarate festival: Danks save a months worth of jarate and along with their fellow danks throw it onto one target
-Get Dank'd: bind the phrase "Get Dank'd" and spam it often

A "Dank"-umentary
http://youtu.be/YKJvCfHd9WU