Gard Communist Party

Most people don't realize that taking feminizing hormones actually changes the anatomy and functionality of the genitals, shrinking everything down, and softening everything up. That means changes to a little thing not a lot of people are talking about, but something I've been trying to raise awareness of, you know, start a conversation, open a dialogue, really get people talking about The Mouthfeel.

With respect to flavor, the feminine penis has more sweetness than the masculine penis, and fewer truffle notes, while retaining the fundamental umami.

With respect to mouthfeel, the feminine penis is, of course, softer and smoother than the masculine penis, and does not become as turgid.

And as for the taste, well, it is a known fact that girl is clear, liquid, and tastes of saline, while boy is milky, viscous, and more acidic.

It is therefore the consensus among sommeliers, that sucking a female penis is not gay.