24/7 trolling

If you are in this group, you are either a) bad at Cs:GO, or b) your a grade T troll.
If you, like me, fall into one of the above categories, please obey the rules
Rules:
1) Troll in every multiplayer game you have, no matter what the cost
2) No one here cares about you or your feelings
3) This is a highly exclusive and secret club. No one is to announce who is in it even if it is themselves.
4) This is not an exclusive and secret club. If you are invited, you will most likely talk to people about that, and there is nothing I can do
5) Whoever leaks this info, if I find out, gets 15 surprise swwaa's