Did you hear about the recent kidnapping at the school?
It turned out okay because he woke up.

How do you find Will Smith on the beach?
You follow the fresh prints.

why did the robber jump in the shower?

because he wanted to make a clean getaway :D

What is Forrest Gump’s password?
"1Forrest1".

My dating service for chickens went bankrupt.
I struggled to make hens meet.

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance

So I pushed her over 😂

I think we need to come up with some more elevator jokes...
because they work on so many levels.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Some fruit punch please." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around...
but there is no punchline.

Below Joke courtesy of 'Llama himself'

I bought a black diamond on St. Patrick's Day but found out it was a fake...
They'd given me a sham rock

What unit do you use to measure an influencer's popularity?
Instagrams.

Two loud sheep walk into a — BAAAAA!

Why are Amazon chilis the best archers?
Because they always hab-an-ero.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it.

What do you call a fake spaghetti?
An impasta.

How did Darth Vader figure out what gifts Luke Skywalker bought him?
He felt his presents.