{Rosters}

1st roster
Yello-Abandoning

2nd Roster
Vertil- Polish prostitute
Fats- Nice Erect Round ♥♥♥♥(NERD)
Vootax- Abandons his kids
Misunders- Piss bag replacer
Lunanymous- Racist against pacific islanders

{Located}
We play video game in the back of Cracker Barrels located in the state of Kentucky.

{Tournaments}
Iran hostage crisis- 3rd place
Beyblade national tournament- 329th place
The Franco-Prussian war- Disqualified