Another doomsday, another waste of our Filthy Lord's time. When will our time come? My faith has faultered...I must go and pray to our Lord. I advise you all to do the same.

Our grimy and filthy Lord has willed the passing of the ending of the world! Rejoice that we are all not dead! Let us show our thanks to the Filth Lord by playing some more violent video games!

All hail the Filthy One and bask in his forgiveness!

Here's to the meteor that'll strike the Earth in 2130!