yesterday i tried to kidnap a 12 ton child who was eating bigmacs that where being roled in by a conveyor belt. I knew that such services are very expensive especialy when you consider the child was eating 5 bigmacs per minute.so i tried to kidnap it but it was very hard since the child was so fat i could not even try to shove it or pull it. so i politly asked the mcdonalds manager if I could rent a truck and a towboat to transport/kidnap this goldmine. Outrageously they repplied by calling the police. fortunatly the child was blocking the street meaning i could ascape. but the child is still there and im going crazy trying to resist kidnaping it what should I do ?