God is Great! Allahu Akbar!

WHO ARE WE?
We are the remnants of the Al Qaeda terrorists after the American imperialists raided our home, our women, our children. For now, we are laying low and playing some CSGO.

WHAT IS OUR GOAL?
To avenge our fallen brothers that died with valor at the hands of the American Imperialists and show the world the greatness of Allah, the creator. We are to liberate this world from evil and give God what is truly his: This world.

HOW ARE WE GOING TO ACHIEVE OUR GOAL?
We shall play CSGO, gather members for the cause through the game, and then we shall rise again once our numbers are enough to take on the American Imperialists.

WHY CSGO?
Because it has terrorists. And bombs. That's what we were all about, isn't it? Plus it's good gun training. We will be sitting around for years. Starting from scratch isn't easy, so why not train while we're at it?

HOW DO I JOIN THE CAUSE?
There are 5 things that will be considered as qualifiers in order to join our cause:

1. You must be Islamic with a stereotypical Islami terrorist name.
2. You must pray 5 times a day.
3. You must not be Russian or an American Imperialist. We will know.
4. You must be good at CSGO.
5. You must know how to fly planes and crash it into buildings.

WHY SHOULD I JOIN THE CAUSE?
If you want to be saved, you must. We are the only hope of this world that has already succumbed to evil. Remember, our goal is good. We are to liberate this world from the evil and it's demons, no matter what the cost is.