you got killed by a hacker with a machine gun finger last time i met you :(

Would be funny to have the appropriate attire for each event, i.e. boxing gets combat helmet and track suit pants, paintball gets press vest + gas mask etc...

Septolympics -

Relay race using road flares,
Hurdles in an appropriate farm town
Paint ball (amphibia or sporter)
Archery

...And maybe another to make the prefix 'sept' apply to mean 5 as well as being the start of your name :D

Just an idea