However, you must now pass
the obstacle course


to be admitted into the training program.


And remember, survive this,


and you're on the front lines
of keeping New Jersey safe.


Yeah.


Sorry about the test, Dad.


We all have our crosses to bear, sweetheart.


Mine is named hypoglycemia.


Well, that's why you always have to have
sugar nearby.


Are you gonna have pie?


Not tonight, Ma.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop Script




Let's go!
Move it!


50 more yards!


All right, let's go! Pick it up!


- Let's go!
- Yes, sir!


You're running out of time, Bryant!


Make it all the way around the track!
Come on!


You want to be troopers?
You better move it!


All right, next, get up here!


Let's hit it now.


Dean, come on!


All right.
You've all completed the written exam.

Happy Canada Day homeslices

The Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Finger Squad's national anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veafl2Jv53E

yes

another one

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When the Finger Squad is looking fresh in the morning: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/947/137/a40.png

If I'm smoking weed and masturbating is it called masturblazing or highjacking?

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me to

No.3 on there is what I usually do when I'm bored Mr. Awesome362

just do it

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New Word!!!!!: Mohktit

Kinda kinda like a cocktart if u know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Woow great video m8 (I didn't really watch it)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eclam7ODHCA

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for milksteak you need to mix eggs and milk then boil the steak. Jeez guys

yeah i got all the flavors

congrats milksteak

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Meow

wow, so rude. does he even meow m8?

I can't believe Doritos did that

i like to eat cat

I ate my dog

I JUST TOOK A ♥♥♥♥

Poop

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