I'm A Noob And I Know It ! ;)

Hey Mako players !

Do you guys have ever felt overtaken by this map ? People often call you NOOB as soon as you move a finger and you don't even care ? You are already a PRO in failure or you think you have potential to become one ?

★ THIS GROUP IS MADE FOR YOU ★

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| WHAT IS THIS GROUP FOR ? |
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ze_FFVII_Mako_Reactor_v3_1 is probably the most played map in Zombie Escape mod for css. This group has been built after much creations of Mako's Pro, Best, Super, Chosen, Hyper, Elite, Extrem, Ultime, Big, Giant, MEGA KILL Gamers Group. I'm sure you know at least one of them ...

Consequently, this group has been created to give a home for so called groupless noobs ! A group where every players, constant or intermittent failers, ... can be accepted and share their Epic Fails !

So, one rule : NO PRO HERE !!!

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| WHO CAN JOIN THIS GROUP ? |
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EVERYONE !!! Don't tell me you have never failed ?!? Every gamers have this potentiel inside him ! If it's not the case, if you a pro and you have it in the blood, GET OUT !!!


This is a list of criterias where maybe you could recognized yourself :

► 1. You have already taken the wrong way going out of the train...
► 2. You don't understand the spawn zone, locked with zombies in the train, what a brillant idea...
► 3. So you just wait the train's doors to open...
► 4. You have already been killed by a fall because you missed the train...
► 5. You have already take the train but you have missed the rope...
► 6. You have already been killed because you were faster that the fucking train...
► 7. After playing a billion times the map, you still don't know what is a materia...
► 8. After playing a billion times the map, you still don't know how to use a materia...
► 9. Anyway, you never get any materia...
► 10. Once, you almost get one but a fucking pro threw you his guns and stoll you the materia...
► 11. You have already get lost in mako reactor so now you always follow that hairy guy running around
► 12. You have already been in the right spot, waiting 30 seconds the door to open ... but you forgot to push the fucking button...
► 13. And when you finally push it, you used your materia at the same time...
► 14. Or you activated someone else's materia and you are in fire...
► 15. You have already asked how to stop the fucking music...
► 16. You always look at the door 20 seconds before the opening in order to get a materia...
► 17. And when you have been infected doing this, you blame everybody saying : "Nice cover !"...
► 18. And when you have been infected doing this, you blame everybody saying : "Nice cover !"...
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You don't need to correspond to every points, just one is needed !!!
You are free to wear the tag : FFVII Failer

Have a nice fail ... !!! ;)