We worship the Pillsbury Dough Boy as our God.

In the beiginning, the pillsbury dough boy created the earth, then he created cinnamon buns, then he created humans to enjoy this holy treat. Then he said, though humans who do good, shall be embraced warmly by his massiveness, and those who do bad, shall be swallowed up by his doughy skin folds.

Become a Cinnabonite today!