And Cornwall has been erased from the map. Wait, what's Cornwall? Exactly, it doesn't exist, sorta like Israel, it's fiction

It'll only have taken 17,195 days since 1973

It's all in the plan to up the size of the nuclear arsenal F.C

Get Smart

Eastpak have a 30 year garantee. Conveniant number as 30 years is the average age of a ♥♥♥♥ terrorist and the refugees*

*by refugee i mean economic migrant and a cultral exporter of ♥♥♥♥

Please vote for one of the following parties to represent your constituency in the upcoming election.
One vote per person.

United Kingdom Independence Party
Leader: God Emperor Nigel Farage

The Labour Party
Leader: Commissar Jeremy Corbyn

The Conservative Party
Leader: Mummy May May

The Liberal Democrats
Leader: Tim "Cucklord" Farron

The Scottish Labour Party
Leader: Sean Connery

The Green Party
Leader: Chairman Mao

The Libertarian Party
Leader: Ron Paul

The Republican Party
Leader: Donald Trump

The Democratic Party
Leader: Hillary Clinton

The Anarcho-Capitalist Party
Leader: Murray Rothbard

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