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Bird woke up and looked around, the area still stink from the day before. It had taken out all of his energy and he wondered how the pipes were doing since last nights... Well... Adventure. Hmmmmmmmm... He wondered with a grin. Well, internal grin since beaks don't smile. ...I bet I cracked that pipe up good... He approached the two pipes to find them somehow completely cleaned and to his dismay uncracked. He sighed and was sad. A figure in the distance let him know that someone else was out there. By the stylish pants and lack of a torso you could instantly tell it was Shinji Ikari. He was in charge of cleaning up after bird and the pipes as a volunteer job between robot fights. Bird had always wanted Shinji; His tight pants clinging at the small lump in his pants. While bird's own ♥♥♥♥ was huge, he couldn't imagine fitting a big dong inside of him. He was, after all, a bird. Looking over at Bird, Shinji noticed that his avian ♥♥♥♥ was gently twitching. Taking initiative, Shinji gently placed his mop down and walked over to Bird, kneeling next to him. "I haven't seen a dong this big since Kaworu..." Shinji thought to himself. He lustfully stared at Bird's dong, and as the two made eye contact, they both knew they couldn't hold back anymore. Bird lunged into Shinji's pants without even taking them down, squeezing into the gap between them and his waist. He began fumbling around and flapping, inside of the teenager's undies. Suddenly... one of the pipes in the distance uprooted itself and began walking over to Shinji and Bird. The pipe was jealously taking back control before things between the two got too heated. >Shinji felt blessed to be taking part of his first threeway... well second if you count instrumentality. The pipe retracted its legs inside of itself again, falling over and pinning Shinji to the ground. Shinji wrapped his arms around the pipe and began to grind his hips against it as fast as he could manage, the squeaky sound of his ♥♥♥♥ on the porcelain reminding him of the creaks and whirrs of his entry plug. Suddenly, Shinji felt a wriggling in his underwear. Bird was trapped inside. What would Shinji do?! "I musn't run away, I musn't run away, I musn't run away..." Shinji began muttering to himself. He mustered all his strength and got a boner so strong that it pushed the pipe off of him. Bird climbed out of his pants, deeply breathing in pain and fatigue. "Bird! What are we going to do? This pipe can't go unpunished!" Bird just looked at him like this; :I Bird began flapping his wings half-heartedly, sitting on the rim of the pipe. He extended his colossal dong again and began sucking himself off. Smacks, chirps, and wet slurpy sounds reverbrated through the room. Shinji got an even harder boner. Reaching his climax, Bird began chirping loudly and came inside of the pipe, just as before. When all was said and done, Bird turned around to face Shinji. Bird's mouth expanded like Unit-01's when she was devouring Zeruel. Bird moved towards Shinji, who began screaming uncontrollably. He swallowed Shinji whole. The wet, dank saliva of his mouth was at least slightly comforting to Shinji, but he could still smell the ♥♥♥ residue from Bird's auto-fellatio endeavors. Slipping down Bird's throat, Shinji came to rest in his tiny stomach. Bird was being kind, and decided not to digest Shinji yet. Why had he eaten him? Nobody would ever know... though some might say, for the sexual thrill of it. Suddenly, the door of the room burst open. Bird immediately contracted his six foot mouth and stared at the ginger teen who had rushed into the room. Asuka Langley Soryu, the second child, had burst in, looking for Shinji. She had heard he was here. Hatsune Miku followed behind her, Bird's eggs still slowly plopping out of her filled butthole and cracking against the floor. Little baby Flappy Birds began lining up between Asuka and Miku. "Baka Shinji! Where the ♥♥♥♥ are you?" Bird burped. Shinji's belt came out of his mouth and clattered across the floor, sliding over to Asuka's feet. Miku was traumatized. Asuka spoke no longer. They both started crying, turning around and leaving. Bird's children, however, frantically ran to their father, chirping with delight. Bird ate his kids too.