Due to recent surplus from Somali Sam's robbery of the green lanes bando we are now able to provide quality Afghani heroin as well the paint stripper crack cocktail we normally provide. An questions about the blood on the crack will be met with a 12 gauge shell filled with rusty nails and used needles (for the extra aids damage).
Hairy Harry has unfortunately passed away from Pakistani Knob Fungus and anyone who got a free Christmas blowie must get checked out ASAP. Treatment can be provided in the form of a bleach and black mamba cocktail that will numb the pain before you rot from the inside out.
Next week is also the finals on our Immigrant target practice competition so be ready to take aim and pop a couple refugee heads. Who doesn't love the sound of a .308 hitting 3rd world child's head?

Anyone caught violating the mandatory 24 hr crack-a-thon will be gutted in the street by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

was on tonight

With help from our new witch doctor we have removed Harry's teeth and he is now a rising star in the underground sex work community with his new signature toothless blowjob
Please hurry as this exiting experience will not last long as the untreated syphilis is soon to corrupt his brain!!!