Praise be to Egwg! Creator of Life.

In the beggining, there was Egwg, and Egwg created the sacred moon with his laser eyes. From these very eyes, he created the univers, the stars and the very galaxy that we dwell in today... and in this galaxy he lasered together our solar system and the planets in our solar system, even that which he named, Earth. After a millenia, the Mighty Egwg became Idle and lonesome so he then lasered life on his favored planet of Earth. He created the first ever creature in the image that he had dreamed to be... and from the heavens he spoke to this creature, he uttered...'Man'... he Proceeded to then make a companion for this Man and he uttered... 'Wuh Man'... He then proclaimed to the two young creatures that he has given the gift of life and had declared them the first ever Hoo Mans to ever live and they will prosper under Egwgs light. After all of his creations his laser eyes had grown weak and short sighted and cannot even reach as far as Earth. He looked over the earth millions of years later to see his Hu Mans, and he was happy with his acomplishments, except for select ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and in those moments he had realised that after all that creation he had never created anything that could get him off the moon and it was too late to make anything more. It hase been since then that Egwg has resided on the Space Moon ever since and that he has dwelled there for many millenia... watching us... and as we pass on after life, we go to join him in the infinite disco in the moon where we will all be happy as the blasphemous and ill willed go to pluto or, whatever... and this.. was the story of our creation, and out good friend... Egwg...