"Russian ex-military whose family is dead" how the ♥♥♥♥ did you figure out my first hl2rp character hahahhahah

best desc ever: https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=729162578

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | erp is ♥♥♥♥ | 27 | evil male ♥♥♥♥ | have a big balls | have a big ♥♥♥♥ | your mom looks like a dog.

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Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

A mix of Asperger’s syndrome and Bipolar| Standing at 6’11 ft| Harvard graduate| Immortal and lived to see his brothers and parents brutally murdered| Vietnam war veteran| A right arm that is bigger than his left| Hormone growth deficiency| Has 22 conspicuous large scars on his chest| Blazing hot red eye color|

Standing at 8'5 ft| African-American and sexy as ♥♥♥♥♥| A forearm that is slightly bigger than the other| deep scary intimidating voice| massive bulge in his pants| has a cache of weapons in his apartment| pimp rebel leader| may or may not be corrupt|

UU-i17.CmD.008 says "<:: IF I CATC ANY OF YOU LETTING A PRIORITY DETAINEE ESCAPE AGAIN, I'LL PERSONALLY CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF AND ♥♥♥♥ IN YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NECK."

Steel-grey eyes | Deep scar over eyelid | 6'9" | Hairy manly chest | Watched his family brutally murdered in front of him as a child | RPG-7 [HIDDEN] | Cool leather jacket | Knows martial arts | Spec-Ops combat training | WWII Vietnam veteran | Carries LMG on upper back [HIDDEN] | RPG-7 lower back [HIDDEN] | Deagle in right hand | Combat trench knife in left hand | Grenade strapped to erect penis | Inside of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lined with landmines | Entire body sealed with kevlar (+30 roll bonus)

OOFMAN69 | Has Sqaure Body | Has Weird Color Of Clothes | Has A Sword That Can Only Go Up And Down | Was Made By People Who Wanted Money From Kids |

5'8| D Cup Breasts | OTA armor [HIDDEN] | Skull Facemask | super amazing ass [can see through OTA armor] | robotic left leg [+50 roll bonus] (lost it in childhood plane accident along with both parents) | PKM [Disguised as crutch] | Desert Eagle hidden in panties | Schizophrenic tendencies | 1000 yard stare | PTSD |

7.2[]Curvy[]D size cup[]Clean SeC armored suit[]Is scary[]Shotgun on back[]AR2 on back[]Magnum on belt[]Stunstick on belt[]Scary vocoder voice[]Issolelymadeforeroticroleplay

Big Muscles/UU Brand Jorts/Ripped/Shirtless/7'4/M60 Machine gun slung on back with bayonet on it/White/Bald

nice female voice | big tits and ass | wears clothing not big enough | cute smile | actually psychopath XD | hidden pistol between butt | super strong because of secret combine augments | sexy

Very strong | half robot | Has shadow tatoo on penis | hits 100% of shots | hits 100% of ♥♥♥♥♥ | is in highschool | half wolf | half cat | half demon | can shoot lasers from eye | very sexy | has military training

My family died in 2052| Military Training| Engineer| Charming (u need to listen)| Doctor| Very Good Aim| Armed To The Teeth| Super Buff| Big ♥♥♥♥

100th member, I feel proud to be a part of this group. I'd like to thank, Vincent 'The Legend' Adams, for teaching me the true meaning of being Edgy and avoiding PKs.. I would also like to thank Raymond Carter, for helping me understand that his 5''9 character has bigger muscles than a gorilla.

Ex combine robot|Secretly a kid who's only 54|Personality [HIDDEN]|TITTIE

EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE | 19 years old | sexy ass | huge tits | flirty | strong on the inside [HIDDEN] | very attractive curves | guard gun [HIDDEN] | elite kevlar vest [UNDER SHIRT] | you can see her very sexy cleavage|

My family Died in 20010230|Cargo shorts|Suoer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buff|Loves to eat ♥♥♥♥♥|Dines on human flesh|Loves doing the do|Sexy deep voice|Sexy body|Dual machine guns [HIDDEN]|

HugePipes|9'9|RippedShirt|BigMilitaryGreenCargoPants|HugeMuscles|ManlyVoice|ScarOnLeftEye|CigarInMouth|Strong|Tank[HIDDEN]|20MachJetPack[HIDDEN]|FlameThrowerOnBack|HugeBiceps|CanCrushACPHead|Strong|

Russian|10,3|OTA Kevlar|Dual Katanas[Hidden]|Dual Miniguns[hidden]|Deep Sexy russian Accent| Duster| Gud at ERP| Kills Cps in one shot |Rebel Uniform [hidden]|Fingerless Gloves| RPG[Hidden]Blue and green Eyes|34437847837834787834378487 CP kills| Strong|Sexy|9 Inch ♥♥♥♥| Clearly augmented| Combat Knife In leg| Smokes Weed Every day| Dogtags|Full Beard|HandSome| Desert Combat Cargo Pants|OTA Suit [hidden|

likes ♥♥♥♥♥*

bob good / likes upset / 13 inch ♥♥♥♥ / deagle / barret .50 cal on back / 69 girlfriends /

russian/two m65 atomic cannons HIDDEN/beard/6'9"/scars on face/rebel uniform HIDDEN/

bob god / duster / two winchester rifles in holsters / cowboy hat / rides on horse / buldging muscles / large fluffy mustache / good at sex / kills bad guys / ota kevlar /

rIp

♥♥♥♥♥ u banned me frum ur server before. no respek.

why wasnt i aware of this group sooner

Russian/Heavy Russian accent/RPG [holstered]/Pocket knife on side/Emergency knife hidden in ass/fingerless gloves/brown eyes/one red eye/quiet/badass/strong/69696969696 kills confirmed/invincible/kills cps

Russian Accent / 6'9 / Lives in Mansion / 7 inch ♥♥♥♥ / Has 2 M249 SAWs / Can one hand both of them / Lives in Mansion / Sexy / Buff / SEXY / BUFF!!

I have been invited to the edgiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ group in the edgiest history of edgy groups

7'2 | Very large build | Night vision goggles | Clearly augmented | OTA kevlar | Resistance symbol on vest | Heavy kevlar all over | Titanium toed boots | One grey eye one red eye | Russian accent| Scruffy facial hair | Deep voice | Carries LMG on back | Deagle in right hand | Ciggarette in mouth | Combat knife on leg | Dog tags around neck |

big t black t bald head t green sexy as ♥♥♥♥ eyes t bulge in pants t massive height t bulging muscles t eyes pop out of head t hates combine and will kill them before he dies

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this group.... we.. all have our 2edgy characters.

Handsome | Has big ♥♥♥♥ | Stands at 8'11 | Carrys LMG in coat | One hands barretts | Quick reactions, probably faster than yours | Titanium toed boots | handsome | gets all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on his ♥♥♥♥.

Work in progress, of course.
/me begins cutting while praying to cthulu
/me laps up the blood from his wrist
/me begins pumping iron whilst listening to Ernest Hemmingway audio books on his kindle fire HD 3.0 Turbo Deluxe
/it The Kindle has a hello kitty nerf case
?All rights reserved.. Patent pending.. Side affects include (Inaudable)
/it he dies, but is ressurected by satan and cthulu at the same time
/it He begins sucking his own ♥♥♥♥ while laying on a bed of growing bamboo
/me Pours miracle grow on the bamboo
/me whispers "It hurts.. So good...
/me Stares into your eyes
/me dissapears into the floor, leaving a pool of blood "I will see you later.. But you won't see me..."
/it Your family dies for the second time.

|7 ft 5| Dark black skin | Smells of cigars and vodka | Wearing a worn and torn leather jacket with patches all over it | Wearing ripped jean shorts and work boots, unlaced | Scars everywhere | (Carrying 2kilos of cocaine in a shoulder satchel bag) | Glazed, bloodshot eyes | Skrillex haircut | Speaks of death and despair, carrying hemmingway novels | Scars from cutting | (Can suck own ♥♥♥♥) | No socks | Cigar sitting on ear | Definately Blazed | DEFINATELY HIGH | HIGH AS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | (Has killed your family) | 666 |

6,3|Clean Blonde hair| Green Shirt Rolled up sleeves| Cargo Pants| Fingerless Gloves| Backpack[On]| Green Beanie| Black Belt| Knife In back pocket |Brown Clean Boots| Scar On Right Cheek| Green Eyes|Tan| Deep Russian Voice| Evil Look in Eyes|

|Short blonde hair | Pretty blue eyes | Large chest | Soft voice | Short shorts | Wearing toms | Has make up | Seems friendly | Pretty | Pretty | PRETTY |