Your Favorite Flavors on a Stick That Packs a Punch!

Dildo Flav

... A european dildo manufacture specializing in flavored dildos using natural flavors and real human oders. They are not legal in the USA yet however, through Valve & Steam we are bringing them to the public for beta testing.*

Popular Flavors
(Available in normal penis shape with sizes: small, medium, large, and jumbo dark meat)

● Molotov Morning Wood Burnt and smokey with natural chemicals
● R. Kelly Chocolate Rain Artisian blended lemonade & chocolate
● Whole Chunk Corn Dog Creamy corn & german wiener
● Champagne Boiled Hotdogs First date memories
● Milf Milk Just like mom's
● Gray 100% real gray pubes aged 70+ years
● HollyWood Orange Creamsicle California, in a dildo
● YaleAegis Medieval style with smokey meat & dirt essence

New Flavors
(Available in two shapes, normal penis, and double-sided cartoon ♥♥♥♥ and only available in jumbo dark meat size)
● Natural Penis - Clean Shower fresh
● Natural Penis - Unshowered Salty but sweet
● Natural Penis - Neglected Sour, yeasty, & delightful

Our Theme Song
Let's talk about sex baby.
Let's talk about you and me.
Let's talk about all the flavored dildos,
sticking inside you and me.

*RISK: HIV, The Herp, & other STDs that can be transmitted via human penis skin, fluids, and general odors.

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Message to fellow dildo enthusiasts

2021 年 12 月 23 日 - Aardvark | 0 則留言

Free dildos for all veteran dildo tasters will be shipped out this week. Please keep in mind that they are NOT gluten free dildos. New flavors include:

1) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
2) Grandma's milk that she forgot in the back of the fridge last year
3) Necrotic flesh

Please let us know your favorite out of the 3 as it helps us bring our customers the phallic flavors that they enjoy.

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