The Derpicorn TDM/Conquest fighting guide (WotR)

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cris 23 Nov, 2013 @ 11:30pm

The Derpicorn TDM/Conquest fighting guide (WotR)

1. A Derpicorn should never be alone, group fighting is the best chance we survive.
2. It`s fun to stand in front of friendly archers, try it!!! Also ramming friendlies or knocking them off horses is something we do.
3. A Derpicorn is afraid of flags, don`t capture them, they might fall, and kill you!!!
4. A crossbor/arrow is better equipped with hammerhead, they tend to knock people off horses and get them run for their lives.
5. Very small damage weapons and bright light armors are mandatory.
6. If people get really annoyed by a Derpicorn`s behaviour (like for serving them too much "tea"), a Derpicorn should explain in chat that it`s nothing personal, we are just idiots.
7. Derpicorns are ALWAYS York, squad 8, or 7!!!
8. Derpicorns DO NOT argue with anyone, just have fun!!!
9. K/D is NOT important at all!!!
10. No teabagging from now on (got told off), just a few bashes with your mallet should do the trick nicely.

Last edited by Greedy Sheedy; 28 Nov, 2013 @ 1:52pm

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Greedy Sheedy

23 Nov, 2013 @ 11:33pm

Absolutely perfect! I adhere good sir and promise to be a servant to the Derpicorn gods!

[ ß ] makisolazer

25 Nov, 2013 @ 6:24pm

may i suggest that we arrange a gathering of all derpicorns and then we hit a public server?

Greedy Sheedy

25 Nov, 2013 @ 6:40pm

I am up for it at some point makis

cris 25 Nov, 2013 @ 7:04pm

The sooner the better (and would be nice at least once a weak) xD

Greedy Sheedy

25 Nov, 2013 @ 8:40pm

Maybe Saturdays, 7 UCT?

[ ß ] makisolazer

25 Nov, 2013 @ 9:13pm

Saturdays is great!
You can count me in anytime...

cris 25 Nov, 2013 @ 9:43pm

Fine by me too. Would be fun for all of us to meet on TS also during MASSIVE TROLLS xD We can use ours, you guys can find it on www.ragegaming.ro

[ ß ] makisolazer

25 Nov, 2013 @ 10:34pm

Great! Now we can do the sitwalking train across the map!
I love this one...

cris 25 Nov, 2013 @ 10:42pm

hehe, i did a better one, not as a Derpicorn, but sill funny. A guy was idle, looking up the sky, i stood besides him and asked him on chat "where is it?", in a few minutes the whole server was there, like 20 people, looking at the sky, searching for the thing xD and making up stories about dragons fighting unicorns and nyan cat :))