The Glorious Democratic Republic of Louis, leading comrades to a new day under our heroic leadership

The Glorious Democratic Republic of Louis is the great and good republic of Louis under which all men are equal and recieve equal pills. The glorious Socialism is leading to many new advancements and new days thanks to our brilliant Leadership, Louis. Our group security is tight so as no spies from the West where our great foes the Federal Republic of Bill dwell hoping to destroy our liberty. Comrades, we must fight bravely into a new day to prevent these horrors of capitalism. Anyone wishing to join may talk to our leader to undergo the examination process to join our glorious Republic. Always remember, if the Stasi is watching you it is for your own protection and safety and please cooperate so we can remove enemies of the state.