♥♥♥♥ commies, ♥♥♥♥ aliens, ♥♥♥♥ ebola.

We fight against aliens, communists, and ebola on the moon in an attempt to free it from these horrible forces.

FAQ:

Q: "Where can I go to fight off the commies, aliens, and ebola, and earn my medal of honor for doing such a great service??"

A: Team Fortress 2. Head over to rd_asteroid by hitting "Play", enabling Beta Maps, and then choosing Robot Desctruction. Be sure to join RED team. However, if you dislike Team Fortress 2, here is a list of other games that allow you to fight for the moon, or against aliens/ebola:

Alien: Isolation
Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel
Moonbase: Alpha
Sid Meier's Civilization VI
Star Wars - Battlefront II

Q: "So what exactly is communism...?"

A: Evil

Q: "How do I know if someone is a communist?"

A: Do they live in North America? No? They're a commie.

Q: "What if they're an alien, but one of the ones from V that are lizards but look like people??"

A: Shoot them just to be sure they're not. It isn't worth the risk.

Q: "I can't afford a space suit at the moment! What should I do?"

A: Do not worry about it. A space suit is not required, but be careful. You will go unconscious in roughly 15 seconds, have your blood and other bodily fluids freeze, and then suffocate. That is, if your internal organs expanding, the change in temperature, radiation, and micrometeorites don't kill you first.

Q: "But I like communists and/or aliens and/or ebola!"

A: Leave and never come back.


News about the Moon[www.nasa.gov]
Ebola Information[ebola.com]
Weapon Manufacturer[drgrordborts.com]