Worship me ♥♥♥♥♥

Pray to dad everyday for dad-like love and affection. Also spread the word, tell your friends about this dad cult, Heil ze Father and all that mumbo jumbo

Also invite everyone you see for a chance to win absolutely nothing, thanks kids

Lets have a great time!

Don't forget to invite random people for dad's plan of global domination!

Theres a wierd growth, in the shape of Africa, growing on my left testicle and I think it's trying to kill me, please send help I can no longer pleasure my wife as my African testicle won't stop yelling harry potter voodoo incantations at me

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Happy 105 players

18. tammikuuta 2018 - kissme | 1 kommenttia

Hey kids, We have reached 105 players, This is a new milestone in the dad cult, eventually we will become a religion and brain wash people all over the world

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Merry Christmas!

24. joulukuuta 2017 - kissme | 0 kommenttia

And a happy new year!

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ueag 21.1.2018 klo 16.18

i may not be a dad but i am a daddy you know what i am saying xD

kissme

11.1.2018 klo 21.53

Dad is not responsible for the emotional outcomes of this situation

chong cheng 11.1.2018 klo 2.27

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kissme

9.1.2018 klo 17.39

I can take you all on