Our story begins with Donald J Trump walking down the street to go get some McDonalds. This happened a few months after he published his book "the art of the deal" and people are loving it. Trump so happens to pass by a fan of the book who wanted an autograph. Trump signed the book and was eagerly waiting for this fan to finish his blabbering so he can go get his McDonalds. Hours went by, and Trump felt like he was about to die because he didn't have his meal, until the fan ended his blabbering by saying "Mr Trump, I think I speak on behalf of all of your fans when I say that you sir, should become president." Trump stopped thinking about the meal and told the fan "Good sir, this country is slowly falling into an abyss of failure, and I may have a few ideas on how to stop that, but I simply can't become president" then he walked away.