West Korea is best Korea

Our fine land is only populated by the higher breed of humanity spawned by the great West Korean founders. We are proud of what our great sovereign nation has to offer to the globe, we are the number one exporter of the world's finest dog meat, and we teach only the highest grade dogmatism.

We are also world's finest chefs cooking world renowned delights such as our famously delicious genetically modified haggis. Our brilliant constitution was written by the same genius that came up with the glorious idea of a "Choose your own adventure book about killing Adolf Hitler", as well as the truly ispirational book of "photos you shouldn't masturbate to."

Our capitals of Das Kinder Land and Spastisch Land, are two of the 7 wonders of the world, with such great monuments as the palace of opression, the great archway of obedience and the round-a-bout of omnipotence, why not bow to our great fore-fathers while drinking our most prized delicacy of Sunbucks covfefe.

You're here already and you're not leaving for a while, so why not indulge our keen tour guides, and take a tour of our economy's heart, the dog processing plant of Das Kinder Land, you might even get free samples!