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CHRISTMAS, OH Christmas!

27 December, 2021 - The TheDekazoid | 2 Comments

Dear Undead Slayer of demons Tarnished group-goers,

The time is at hand.The time that I forgot to make a Christmas announcement again that I make an important announcement regarding the holiday season. The time when nobody actually bothers to read said announcement except those I told beforehand. That time when, coincidentally, our future nears (59 days, 6 hours, 38 minutes and 10 seconds). Not only is this the first holiday* where I managed to post an announcement in (a) year(s), but this is also the first announcement devoted ENTIRELY TO ELDEN RING CHRISTMAS.

Yes, that's right. ELDEN RING CHRISTMAS releases comes on FEBRUARY 25th, 2022. And what a more wonderful Christmas gift than the gift of a video game. Except all those things that are perhaps better than a video game. Like spending time with family, and seeing loved ones you haven't in so long. Like giving the gift of joy to others and showing them love. Like making a change in one's life and making better of yourself in the new year. Like-

ANYway, it just so happens that the future I spoke of a moment ago in the announcement happens to be ELDEN RING, THE NEW FANTASY ACTION RPG, which releases on FEBRUARY 25TH, 2022. *Coincidentally* just in line with the previously mentioned CHRISTMAS. Imagine that, the game of the year coming out on Christmas! No, better than that, truly, ELDEN RING will be one of the games of all time.

So, that's nice. Not long to go now (59 days, 6 hours, 38 minutes and 10 seconds). What a great Christmas gift.

That's all.

Happy Merry Christmas** Boxing day*** everyone.

*Technically, the holiday has past, as the date is December 27, 2021.

**Christmas was Saturday, December 25, 2021.

***Boxing day was Sunday, December 26, 2021, and is only celebrated in Britain and (previously) parts of the British Empire.

Failure

22 January, 2019 - The TheDekazoid | 0 Comments

ear Groupies,

I regret to announce the recent failure by the administration of this fine group to post an announcement this most recent December, breaking an ancient tradition that has lasted since the group's founding. The administration in question hereto refers to the one and only Myself, as I alone am the only one with enough power, privilege, prestige, heritage, nobility, authority, esteem, stature, potestas, prominence, distinction, preeminence, position, rank, influence, status, sway, illustriousness, power(?), and access to an online thesaurus to undertake such an awe-inspiring, timeless ordeal ("The Administration"), or the only one with enough guile, cunning, conceit, (etc.) to devise a way to make such a terrible, woesome failure, right.

I shall also like to announce at this time that, for all intents and purposes, Nilili Mambo and Wolfe Starr will be promoted to the administration for the express purposes of blame and public relations. Congratulations, Wolfe Starr and Nilili Mambo[www.thesaurus.com], on your promotion! I shall also like to announce that I am forthwith stepping down from my position, insomuch as blame can be transferred from myself to the administration proper. ("Promotion" hereto referred to as elevated state of similar blame for action(s) as stated above. No administrative power will be given, aside from the power to accept blame ("The Accused"), and administrative privileges already possessed shall not be removed, except by popular vote ("Resign, you bastards"). "Stepping down" hereto similarly referred to as having no actual power taken or given, insofar as...